Pig posers

While traveling these past few days I have seen some crazy things. Many of these crazy things have come from right inside the cab of the no pig rig I drive. I saw a guy walk into a rest area with two hats on his head. I saw a guy staring at those who passed by through a scope made from a nearly full roll of toilet paper. I have seen deer in the fields and some smashed on the road. I have seen remains of smashed road things, that I have no idea what they once were. I have seen a lot of twigs, stones and signs that were pretending to be deer, until I got close enough to see they were no deer at all.

But one thing I continue to see nearly everywhere I go is pigs dressed up in non pig clothes. Pig's posing, pretending to be not pigs at all. I seen an army pig. An apron wearing wiggly pig. A super hero pig. I even seen a punk rock pig. The more I see of these posing pigs the more I wonder why pigs keep pretending to be something else. Is it their sneaky little way to pry into our lives by looking so cute and friendly?? Pig posing... hmmm? Maybe they are ashamed of their piggish ways. Well it is time to say to these posing pigs, "you are not fooling me." We know your pigs, so make a choice: A. Stop being a pig. or B. Wallow in your sty.

Bessie crys: "cow power" "freedom is Mooooo...ving!"